I think I just jizzed myself. The order I eat my burrito. 1.Sniff it still in the package. 2.take it to the bathroom, hump it quietly 3.go back to the table, unwrap it. 4.do 30 sit ups to expand my abs alowing my stomach to expand. 5.Open my mouth 6.Enter heaven on earth or should I say heaven on earth enters me ^_^

I think I just jizzed myself.

The order I eat my burrito.

1.Sniff it still in the package.

2.take it to the bathroom, hump it quietly

3.go back to the table, unwrap it.

4.do 30 sit ups to expand my abs alowing my stomach to expand.

5.Open my mouth

6.Enter heaven on earth or should I say heaven on earth enters me ^_^

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